Thursday, December 10, 2009

Sleeping in...

Sleeping in...


I. Infant - they don't sleep end of story

Toddler - up at first light, too much to do, too many things to destroy

5 yrs - 10 yrs
      Weekdays - school - ugh can't pry them out of bed with a crowbar
      Weekends - CARTOONS - back up at the ass crack of dawn


11 yrs - 14 yrs 
      Unknown element


14 yrs - 22 yrs
      Who wants to wake up.... ever?


22yrs - childrearing yrs
    Weekdays - WORK (one word SNOOZE)
    Weekends - There is nothing worth doing that can't wait until after noon


Childrearing yrs 
    Entirely dependent upon children's ages.





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