I. Infant - they don't sleep end of story
Toddler - up at first light, too much to do, too many things to destroy
5 yrs - 10 yrs
Weekdays - school - ugh can't pry them out of bed with a crowbar
Weekends - CARTOONS - back up at the ass crack of dawn
11 yrs - 14 yrs
Unknown element
14 yrs - 22 yrs
Who wants to wake up.... ever?
22yrs - childrearing yrs
Weekdays - WORK (one word SNOOZE)
Weekends - There is nothing worth doing that can't wait until after noon
Childrearing yrs
Entirely dependent upon children's ages.
