Dear Beyonce,
Why don't you wear pants? I understand you are proud of your legs, I get it. That being said, have you considered a dress, a skirt, a pair of short or even short shorts? There is something disturbing about a grown woman prancing around in a leotard.
Is this the look you are going for?
Perhaps you should consider another stylist. I'm sure your mother could find work at House of Dereon. Hold the phone, oh right, she is already doing her "work" there. We can credit her for this fabulous look.
A quick Google Search of "Beyonce Leotard" returns 820,000. Pro/Con or indifferent I think Google is trying to tell you something.
PUT SOME PANTS ON!
Warmest Regards,
Holy Hot Mess!
1 comment:
Oh Hot Mess - she is trying to get a message across to all the single ladies - her outfit may distract others from the message - Keep it Simple - its her way of life.
The bigger question is - why did Jaylo say she meant to fall? Or why did Miley decide to poll dance at the teen choice awards?
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