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The Wal*Mart subculture is an interesting slice of Americana. Have any of you ever gone to a 24 hour Wal*Mart around 11:00? I think it's the witching hour. If you're bored some night, give it a shot. You might just encounter some of the creatures profiled on http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/. This site is a great place to waste a few minutes (or hours).

Here is a recent email about one of the hot pieces of ass on the site.

You Know I’m Sexy
written by Tina and Lisa-Marie
Photo Credit - http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

The scene opens with the Cashier in lane 11, Becki (yes with an i, we all know what that means). Becki is bored after her 18 hour shift at the local Wal*Mart.

She thinks - Hey there’s my dad. I haven’t seen him much since the divorce. I wish he didn’t spend so much time with his friend Johnny. I should get his attention. “Hey Dad, over here! Hey Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa WTF ARE YOU WEARING DAD? ARE THOSE MY SHOES????? OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

And then her dad responds....."Girlfriend you haven't been able to wear these shoes in years - who you foolin? And what is going on with your hair? We need a Makeover and Stat!"

And then Johnny goes, "William I wish you wouldn't be so hard on her, she's just trying to spend time with you"

And William responds, "Johnny - stop telling me how to raise my daughter - what would you know?"

And Johnny goes, "you are always so hurtful - I'm going out to the car" pouts and stomps off

William: "Oh Johnny wait - you know I didn't mean it - Johnny wait....Johnny....Oh poo now I've got to go after him, Kati I will see you later - Kisses"

And he goes running after Johnny arms flapping like a little bird trying to fly - yelling "Johnny wait - Johnny - Joooohhhhhnnnnnnn eyyy"

And of course William promises Johnny a pedicure and Johnny goes "Yeah" and jumps up and down - and they skip to the car and live happily ever after

See Wal-Mart brings love and happiness to all go there........

~~THE END~~