Reasons I heart Chelsea Handler

Reasons I heart Chelsea Handler

1. She takes issue with Beyonce's lack of pants

2. Her acerbic wit

3. She knows big words and isn't afraid to use them

4. She's bangin the boss

5. She employs a little person.  I'm only 5'2" maybe she'll hire me!

6. Speidi, yeah she hates both of you

7. She can't wink

8. She writes best selling books

9. She hates camping

10. She has a funny blog -http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/chelsea/chelseaness/index.jsp?cid=chelseaness



11. This

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12. She has brought the phrase "hot mess" to the masses