Thursday, November 26, 2009

Today's PeopleofWalMart.com gem




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Nothing says I'm good with children like a pink hat/hair combo and a toddler's Hannah Montana t-shirt stitched onto your own creepy shirt.

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LM - Ummm Someone should tell him his hair doesnt match his outfit ....




TE - Lonny McDonald never got over the sting of his younger brother's success. Try as he may, he could never quite capture the lightening in a bottle Ronald seemed to possess. It seemed like Ronny took every chance to one-... See Moreup his older brother. Lonny got accepted to the local clown college (Ohio Clown College - Akron, Ohio USA), and Ronny Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College! Don't even bring up cousin Dumbo's name!
Well screw you RONALD, this clown dines at Subway!




LM - So - whats with the handcuffs - hes like ready - cause the first picture it looks like he is stuffing a ham down his pants...and where did the light up slushy come from in the second one?

LM - OMG I think its a Brats t-shirt - hes like yo waddup Im in Walmart - the first picture I need my glasses to order - the second picture - what - what - Im too cool for the glasses - but watch out cause my hat is banging - and if you dont watch out Im packing - thats right - a ham - in my pants - with handcuffs - and chains - yeah yo know how we do ... See Moreit - Ronald doesnt even know how to compare - Im bad ass - me and my pink hair and my Bratts bib on my pink striped shirt - oh yeah - bad assssssssss.......I think Im going to get me a slushi - a bright light up pink one...
Maybe thats what he shoved down his pants....

TE - Upon closer inspection I am appalled. What the HELL???? I did not see the handcuffs! Who let's this man walk the streets of downtown DesMoines?




LM - Is he in Desmoine? Is that where Clown U is?





TE - Clown U is in his hometown of Akron Ohio, but he moved to DesMoines to try to escape Ronald's shadow, too bad for him DesMoines is one of the Arches (the rest that shall remain nameless) strongholds. He's been forced to a small corner of town that isn't within sight of his nemesis. He spends his days in SuperWalmart and the "special" video store.
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