HOT MESS????

WHAT IS A HOT MESS?

Let me be clear, a Hot Mess is NOT a train wreck. These are two entirely different animals. People…make note of the word HOT, it’s there for a reason!

I maintain that there are MANY levels of Hot Mess, and would you look at that, the definitive source of all things slang agrees.

According to Urban Dictionary a Hot Mess is:
*When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.
-Although Nichole had just awaken, her boyfriend thought she was stunning - she
was a hot mess
*When one looks terrible, or acts in such a way that makes them unpleasant to be around. It is believed that this term originated as an opposite to the term hotness, as they are so close to one another in appearance.
-Guy 1: "That new redhead in Data Admin...I have but one word: hotness."
-Guy 2: "Yo, are your eyes broke, or what? She looked a hot mess when I saw her."
*Someone or Something that is such a mess... the level of it, is off of the
charts. It's past pathetic, past pitiful. It's to the point you almost have to
walk away to keep from bustin a gut. Hot messes can exist in levels.
-i.e. Hot Mess, Hot Fuckin Mess
-Oh my God, y'all a HOT MESS!

WHAT KIND OF A HOT MESS ARE YOU TODAY?

WHY HOT MESS?
Why not? Not only am I a Hot Mess writer, I’m also a member (or whatever). I like to crack people up with my observations. More often than not, these observations are either a result of my wackassness (not a word, but I reserve the right to make stuff up) or the wackassness of others around me. I thought I’d share the wealth.

WHAT IS THE BLOG GOING TO BE ABOUT?
Who knows? Who cares? Sit back, grab a snack and enjoy. Or never visit this little blog again.

Stay tuned…. This Hot Mess is about to hit Las Vegas baby (11/14-11/21) – oh the wealth of source material!